Episode #131 - "Gay Porn in a Jungle with Machine Guns" - Show Notes

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Alternate Titles: "SHUT THE F*CK UP, KONGIE!" or "Second Look Douches"

• Tonight's Beverages: Labatt Blue (Dirk), Ottopilot (Otto)
• Introductory whatnot and FaceSpace deals for our new Likers.
• Correction: In The 40-Year-Old Virgin, Paul Rudd says he thought Matt Damon was a "Streisand", not a "Mary". 
• Dirk's IGN DVD review of Napoleon Dynamite.
• The idiot who thinks the original Ghostbusters wasn't that good. 
• Nintendo stock falls when investors belatedly realize that they don't make the wildly popular Pokemon Go.
• Fact Check: The Verge writer Dirk tweeted was Jake Kastrenakes. Turns out he is based in Brooklyn, so he was in the same time zone and it was 10:30 am.
• More about the watch stuff from last episode.
• Harrison Ford could have been killed in that accident while shooting The Force Awakens. 
• Kim Kardashian vs. Taylor Swift....WHO YA GOT?! 
• Not to me left out, Khloe Kardashian decides to attack Chloe Moretz; gets pwned by Hit Girl.
• Information: Time - "This is What 'Bae' Means"
• Milo Yianopoulis gets banned from Twitter, but even his detractors in the regressive media think Twitter goofed.
• Referenced: Facebook blocking Wikileaks.
• Wonder Woman star Gal Gadot is attacked with anti-Semitic comments from the oh-so-tolerant Leftist SJWs.
• John McTiernan has a massive irony deficiency about action movies. 
• Fact Check: John McTiernan served 12 months in prison for lying to the FBI and perjury. (Hillary Clinton remains free.)
• First Music Break: Time Zone - "World Destruction"
• >>> COMIC-CON NEWS <<<
• Spider-Man: Homecoming confirms Vulture as the bad guy.
• Black Panther casting/character news.
• Classic brawler game Marvel Ultimate Alliance and its sequel are now available for current-gen systems and PC, but after taping came word the PC ports are garbage and that the issues are being looked at. (Why not sell overpriced broken crap in the first place, Activision?)
• Kurt Russell's role in Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 has been revealed. Not positively confirmed is who Stallone will play, but he is in it, too. 
• It's official: Brie Larson is Captain Marvel. A fan-created image of her in character:
  
• 36 seconds of the new Marvel Studios logo [ding!]:
  
  
• The (Fact Check) Robbie Reyes version of Ghost Rider is coming to Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.
• Fact Check: The third Marvel character that reverted back along with Blade and Ghost Rider was The Punisher, who's already on the Netflix. 
• Description of the mockumentary explaining where Thor and Hulk were during Captain America: Civil War.
• Discussion of The Defenders, Iron Fist and Luke Cage trailers. (All trailers discussed this episode are gathered here to not have 20 embeds here.)
• Talk about the Doctor Strange trailer and how pandering to China is impacting movies.
• Second Music Break: Fishbone, "Party At Ground Zero"
• Talk about the Justice League sizzle reel with a digression into who builds superhero lairs; Wonder Woman, the Suicide Squad soundtrack trailer, and The Lego Batman Movie.
• Referenced/Fact Check: Tricky's "#1 Da Woman" with Red Hot Chili Peppers John Frusciante and band-mate Flea, respectively on guitar/chorus vocals and bass.
• Batman: The Killing Joke movie was screened and it's not good and the post-screening panel was a disaster.
• Third Music Break: Muse, "Apocalypse Please"
• More movie trailer talk of Blair Witch, Fantastic Beats and Where To Find Them, King Arthur: Legend of the Sword, and Kong: Skull Island.
• TV show trailers for Legion, Arrow S5, The Flash S3, American Gods, and Ash vs. Evil Dead S2.
• Referenced: The Whitest Kids You Know Abraham Lincoln video:
  
• Fourth Music Break: Tom Waits, "Earth Died Screaming"
• Netflix announces Making a Murderer S2 and is picking up the Mystery Science Theater 3000 reboot.
• Matthew Lillard joining S3 of Halt and Catch Fire.
• Rick Springfield to play Lucifer on Supernatural S12.
• The Vampire Diaries to end after its upcoming 8th season. 
• Why Batman should be on the CW DC shows and why Batman and Superman should be in the public domain.
• The Divergent series is fizzling with its final movie demoted to a TV movie.
• The legal problems with the performance capture software MOVA which may be impacting the upcoming movie Passengers. 
• Chris Hemsworth to appear in the next Star Trek movie
• Chekov will not be recast after Anton Yelchin's death. 
• Fact Check: The ship captured by Khan in Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan was the Reliant.
• Dirk reviews Star Trek Beyond, a movie that SJWs are attacking for ignoring the disabled and lacking graphic gay Sulu love.
• Sofia Boutella, who plays Jaylah:
  
• The new TV series will be called Star Trek Discovery and the ship design may change. 
• The Star Trek Axanar fan film is back in trouble and there's a good video explaining the issue.
• Fifth Music Break: U2, "Until the End of the World"
• The old Xbox One models are getting fire-saled in advance of the new Xbox One S.
• Dirk reports on Google's Project Fi cell phone service after four months use. They now offer LTE speeds overseas. 
• Bonus movie trailer:
  
• The 5-part series about the making of 2001: A Space Odyssey:
  
• RIP Miss Cleo.
• ICP is planning a Million Juggalo March on Washington DC.
• Outro Music: The Suicide Machines, "It's the End of the World As We Know It (And I Feel Fine)"

Unused Alternate Titles: "All Judgey & Sh*t" or "Culture Vultures Don't Tweet" or "There Is No Dana, There Is Dana" or "It's Quotable, But Not A Good Movie" or "Not Even A Fashion Saucer" or "Fashion Paper Plate" or "The Lawnmower Dirk" or "404 - F*ck Not Found" or "Tango & Ego" or "The Dong of M" or "Burning Fuzzy Dice" or "MurderVision Filter" or "The Hunger Jaws" or "Lair Builders" or "Harry Potter For Grownups" or "Sons of Arthurchy" or "That's A Big Monkey!" or "SHUT THE F*CK UP, KONGIE!" or "Second Look Douches" or "Not Enough Gimps"